The scenario of the New Year's event "the fairy tale about Ivan the Fool and the flying boots." The scenario of the New Year's fairy tale "how Ivan the Fool was looking for a new year" immediately understood: "Oh, and a talented guy!"

“How Ivan was looking for the New Year” - a script for high school students

Ivan -

Marya is an expert

Baba Yaga -

Daughter of Baba Yaga

Dragon -

Father Frost -

Snow Maiden -

(intro music)

Presenter 1: Good evening good people!
Let it be a good holiday!
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
We have been looking forward to this New Year's holiday.

Presenter 2: Our holiday will be wonderful
We will sing and dance.

This evening will be fun.
We won't be bored here.
The curtain opens!
New Year's fairy tale begins!

(sounds music "Time forward")

(fairytale music)

Somewhere in a fairy tale
At the fork of three roads
Not rich and not poor
There was a tower-teremok.

In it, as before, it works
Marya is an expert.
What is a song without an accordion
Or lunch without sour cabbage soup?
What is Marya without Ivan?
He, as expected, lived with her.

Jokingly, he was popularly called
Ivan, in general, a fool,
He was not very old yet.
Retired rich.

SCENE 1

The hut of Mary the mistress and Ivan the fool. Ivan enters in one felt boots. He holds a sock in his left hand, and a mug in his right.

Ivan: Marus, and Marus.
(Marya is not there yet. A knock is heard from the window, the crackle of electric welding, smoke and flashes are visible. Marya's voice is heard.)

Maria: Well, what do you want?
Ivan: What, what!? Where are my dress shoes?
Maria: (Looks out the window in a welding mask.)Why do you need them in the morning? Before the wind and in felt boots you run away.
Ivan: Well, again you are oppressing my manhood, trampling my reputation into the dirt. After all, a demon poked me in the rib a thousand years ago to marry you so smart!
Maria:(Exits.) Who else is married to? Woe is my onion! Why are you different, why are you crying?(Humbly.)
Ivan: I want to eat, Marusenka.
Maria: Well, say so.

(Maria sets the table, Ivan takes the balalaika, begins to howl.)

(chastushki)

Ivan: I'll tell you brother
About your dashing business:
How I fought the villains ...
Marya: How he fell off the stove the other day!

Ivan: Once I fought with Koshchei,
Saved Vasilisa...
Marya: I waved a club
You shouted to me from the tree.

Ivan: We grappled with the three-headed
On the Kalinov bridge...
Marya: I cut off his head
And you pushed them into the river.

Ivan: Suffered many disasters
We are from grandmother Yaga ...
Marya: I had to fight with my grandmother,
You ate her pies.

Ivan: I have a difficult life
Lots of work, my friends...
Marya: None, to be honest,
Didn't get along without me!

Ivan: Anguish seized me, Marusenka! No glorious deeds for you, no heroic deeds for you ... If only Koschei stole Vasilisa.
Marya: He came to his senses, she married him a long time ago!
Ivan: How?!
Marya: Yes, that's it! Toiled, toiled, miserable. There is no money, but you have to live! Not with Ivan the Fool to while away the age, empty cabbage soup to slurp.
Ivan: But but but! You are more careful. Itself something ... Artisan, Kulibin - homemade. What did you promise from our tablecloth?
Marya: Well, a self-assembled tablecloth.
Ivan: And I made a self-made tablecloth!(He picks up a tablecloth with a large burnt hole from the table.)

(The phone rings. Mary picks up the phone, talking.)

Marya: Vanyusha, shave, wash, get dressed! The matter fell on us of national importance. To meet distinguished guests and not to hit the face in the dirt. You can't get by with sauerkraut alone. It is necessary to run to Vasilisa the Wise, save red caviar and hunting sausage ...
Ivan: Yes, do not fuss, tell me plainly, who is going where?

Marya: From the state of the overseas Father Frost and the Snow Maiden, they are escorting us. New Year's Eve!

Ivan: Go you! Well, you look! Marus, but how are they met in modern times?
Marya: Eh, Vanya, what would you do without me?!

(Soundtrack of the fall of the rocket. Ivan falls with a cry of "air", hiding his head under Marusya's skirt.)

Ivan: Are you saying that it was my armor that flew by?

Marya: No, it will be too early.

(Radio turns on.)
“From the fabulous information bureau. To all heroes, Ivan Tsarevich, Ivan Fools and the like. Emergency message. Rocket number 2016 with Santa Claus and Snow Maiden
on board, she lost her course and made an emergency landing in the area of ​​\u200b\u200bthe fabulous forest near the filthy swamps, where there is a sharp turn. We repeat, but by the way, why talk in vain, it’s clear that we need to save.

Marya: Well, Vanyusha, and you found a job to disperse sadness and sadness. Come on, hurry up.
Ivan: And where am I without parade boots and without heroic armor!
Marya: Don't drift Vanya, don't be Mary the expert!

(He puts a children's pot on Ivan instead of a helmet, hangs a lid from him instead of a shell on his chest.)

Marya: Oh, why not a hero! And where are my seventeen years?! Forward, Vanya, great things await us, in my thoughts I am with you.

(To the solemn march, Ivan leaves the hut.)

SCENE 2

(The edge of the forest. Baba Yaga appears in combat camouflage.

Woman (On the radio.): Goblin, alle, goblin, alle! Gore you a mosquito, are you sleeping or what? Well, that's the same, godson! Ready? Look me there. Santa Claus and his Snow Maiden will splash into your swamp any minute, readiness number one! Are kikimoras in place? What?! I sent you to villainy, and they indulge in buns there! Now everything is in place! Oh, Lech, Lech!

(The rumble of a rocket. Yaga shoots from a fairy-tale cannon. Soundtrack of a falling plane.)

Woman: Well, okay, there will be a wedding present for son-in-law Gorynych: a natural Santa Claus, a gentle Snow Maiden and a thick, thick layer of chocolate! Unique and refined taste.(Grabs radio.) Leshik, hello, Leshik, have you got it?! Oh, well done scoundrels, it means this:
To lure into the dense forest,
Turn into a stump with a snag,
But no torment
Await further instructions.

Who?! Willow-wess shirt? Well, I'll deal with him myself, tea, old woman-hedgehog bone leg!

SCENE 3

Hut of Baba Yaga. Ivan enters cautiously.

Ivan: Is there anybody here?
Woman: Oh, and who are you? And where are you going?
Ivan: So so. Ivan is a fool. I'm going to look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Where to find them - I do not know.
Woman: Specifically. Why do you need them?
Ivan: A-ah-ah ... I don’t know either ... they sent it.
Woman: Aaaa...well, take a break from the road then. Do you want to eat?
Ivan: Yes, I wouldn't mind. Who else lives with you?
Woman: Daughter. Soon she will marry the snake Gorynych. And you're like a fool, a complete, or something, a fool.
Ivan: I don't understand, where are you going?
Woman: Yes, I can see in my eyes: you are not a fool, you are just simple-minded. As soon as I saw you, I immediately understood: “Oh, and a talented guy!”. Or did you believe?
Ivan: Not when I'm here to argue with you, I need to find Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
They won't let me back without them.
Woman: I'm here to take care of him, and he ...
Ivan: Oh, you old hag! You don't talk to me. Do you want to lead me astray from the true path, and spoil the holiday for people ?!
Woman: Ah, now I understand who I'm dealing with! Simulator, rogue. .. type of! Do you know what we are doing?! Roasting!

(Yaga begins to conjure. Puts Ivan on a shovel.)

Ivan: Hey, grandma, stop joking, don't make me angry!

Woman: Oh oh oh! The last time I ask: will you build a cottage? And do not engage in any nonsense - look for Morozov and Snegurochka!
Ivan: Damn you! Scarecrow garden ... You have hair growing in your nose!
Woman: Bastard, ham! Into the oven!
Ivan: I hear from the rude! Echidna! Not only in your nose, hair grows on your tongue! Parasite!
Woman: Into the fire! In oh-oh!
Ivan: I can't burn in the fire, hag! So I'm going bold!

(Phonogram of the approaching car. The Daughter of Baba Yaga enters with the song to the motive of M. Rasputina "White Mercedes"

Daughter: Fu Fu Fu! It smells of Russian spirit. Who is gut?
Woman: Dinner! (laughs) We fry Ivan.
Daughter: Yah! Ah, what a surprise!

(Daughter looks into the oven)

Ivan: (Out of the oven, laughing.) Oh, I can't! I won't die from fire, from laughter!
Woman: What is it? What is he?
Daughter: Here's an idiot. What are you?
Ivan: Yes, a wart! A wart - then ... Oh, Lord, well, it happens in nature! Who will marry you!
Daughter: So what? She doesn't bother me.
Ivan: Yes, how! He will kiss you in the dark, and he himself will think: “Damn it!”. And fall in love. Yes, something can be done by a woman with such a wart - then !? In our time.
Daughter: Come on, get out. Well, what do you advise us?

Ivan: What, what .... You need to reduce the wart - if you want to improve family life.
Daughter: Yes, how to reduce, how ?!
Ivan: Yeah, I'll tell you how, and you will throw me, in a sense, into the oven.
Woman: We won’t throw you, Vanyusha, we’ll let you go on all four sides, just tell me how to get rid of the wart.
Ivan: It's not easy, it needs to be done...
Daughter: So do it!
Ivan: Do it, do it... And when will I look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden? I have to be back by New Years.
Woman: Listen. Let's do this: you remove the wart, I give you my broom, and in an instant you will find Frost with his granddaughter. Come on quickly, otherwise Gorynych will fly in!
Ivan: Understood. Then so. My lineup doesn't work right away. We will bring it now and put a mask on the face. So? I'm flying on a broom, looking for Frost and the Snow Maiden, while you lie with a mask.
Daughter: Will you cheat? Mom!?
Woman: Let him just try, come up from heaven, a wet place will remain!
Ivan: Well, what kind of people!? Yes, you live with this wart, live! As long as you like, live as long as you like. Not a woman, but some kind of mymra.
Daughter: Enough!!! Set up your composition. What do you want?
Ivan: A handful of chicken manure, a handful of warm manure and a handful of warm clay. We put on a mask like this....
Daughter: For the whole face? How will I breathe?
Ivan: Well, what a people! Well nothing is impossible...
Daughter: Okay! Nothing can be asked.
Woman: I understood everything, I remembered everything, I'm flying. I swoop: one leg is here, the other is already there. Daughter, while you feed the guest Vanechka.(Daughter, so that Ivan does not hear.)No way
case, do not let the fool out of the hut, he can spoil the whole wedding surprise for us.

(He winds up the broom like a motorcycle and flies away.)

(music by the Serpent Gorynych, Yaga's daughter goes into the kitchen, the Serpent Gorynych appears in the window.)

Chapters: Oh-ho-ho - my life is lonely. Before, on New Year's Eve, I even flew to my sister in the Canary Islands, but now it’s not the same, not the same. I sit next to my cave, talking to myself.
(Daughter of Yaga enters, frightened, drops the frying pan.)

Rights: Well, what are you? Why are you not happy? Daddy came, and you are sad.
A lion: They probably don't like daddy, oh, they don't like it. They despise.
Daughter: My beloved, only understand me correctly! I made it for you for breakfast, I wanted to make a surprise ..

Ivan: Here are the bastards! They will gobble it up and say that this is how it should be, that it is so conceived! Wow, there's a couple! Ugh! Eat, do not pull!

(The roar of the Serpent Gorynych, Gorynych roared, prepared to deliver a mortal blow, but at that moment Marya the artisan “flew in” with an arrow.)

Marya: O! Yadrena-Matryona! You've played it, you're such a bastard! Did you jump? FROM
Ivan: Yes, I, Marus, scouted the situation.
Marya: Okay! Stirlitz!
Chapters: What else is this?
Marya: O! Come on, let's go to the clearing, you reptile, it will be more able to fight there.

(to Ivan)

Marya: Okay, onion grief, not the first time. They didn’t bleed to such badgers, but to this one ... I’ll brush his heads off at once, all three. Let's go, how are you? Gorynych! Let's go, let's grab.
Chapters: What is my breakfast today? Come on, beauty!
Ivan: Just try to touch her!

(Battle soundtrack sounds.)

(Yaga flies in.)

Woman: What's the noise, but no fight? That's all I brought.
Daughter: It's useless, mommy, he'll devour me with a wart!
Woman: Who will swallow?
Daughter: Yes, your son-in-law, Gorynych.
Ivan: Yeah, and you, grandma, crackle like dried crackers with tea, sweeten more abruptly and crackle.
Woman: Oh bastard! Why didn't we please him? I’m giving him, the bastard, my only daughter, a little blood, as a wife! Spoiled the holiday for people, disrupted the New Year!
Ivan: Hey grandma, what are you talking about?
Woman: Yes, it’s me, a sinful thing, I stole Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, an old fool, I would please my son-in-law, but he’s like that!

(The tired Marya the artisan enters.)

Maria: Healthy bull. Overcame by force. Well, what are we going to do with you? Send after a friend?
Woman: Tu-tu-tu, Maryushka is a master of light, forgive us, you beguiled the devil! We will return everything in the best possible way: both grandfather and granddaughter.
Maria: So you kidnapped them!?
Ivan: They are Marusya, they are! I cracked them right away.
Maria: There is very little time left before the New Year. Well, lead, grannies-yagulki!

A fairy-tale glade near the New Year tree, Marya, Ivan, Yaga and her daughter appear.

Maria: Well, where is Santa Claus?
Woman: Moment, Marusenka, witchcraft is required here.
Ivan: So conjure, do not languish.
Daughter: Come on, Mom, shake the old days, and let's have fun together.

Snow, spin, blizzard, swear,
Evil spells let go
Glorious holiday, begin
You are so welcome here.(leave)

(Effect. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka appear).

D.M.: Well, friends, it's a wonderful hour!
Snow.: We are very glad to see you!
D.M.: A wonderful twist in a fairy tale
Gives us a wonderful New Year!
Marya: We wish you happiness and good
Ivan: Laugh in the morning!
Let them say that for no reason ...
Daughter: Not! Frowning is a sign of a fool!
Woman: Let's not get mad at each other
D.M.: Let's go to the Christmas tree to have fun!

Snow.: So that on a big holiday

It became more fun

Let's sing a song together.

Well, friends, be bolder.

(The final song plays.)

(based on the fairy tale by V. Shukshin "Until the third roosters")
(intro music)
Good evening good people!
Let it be a good holiday!
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
We have been looking forward to this New Year's holiday.
Our holiday will be wonderful
We will sing and dance.
This evening will be fun.
We won't be bored here.
The curtain opens!
New Year's fairy tale begins!
("Time forward")
Announcer's voice:
Attention attention! Says and shows Upper Sancheleevo! speaks and
shows Verkhnee Sancheleevo!
Our microphones and TV cameras are installed at the school spaceport!
Today, December 29, at exactly 18 o'clock starts in the endless New Year
expanses of a spaceship with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Friends, relatives and relatives came to see off the brave astronauts.
numerous journalists.
1 channel:
NTV channel:
Radio station "Europe +"
TV channel
(rocket hum)
Announcer's voice:
Attention! Prelaunch preparation completed. There are 10 seconds left before the start.
Remove cable mast. Start key. Ignition. Pull one, pull two.
Intermediate. Main. I'm giving a countdown. 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. Start.
Go.
(explosion and rocket flight)
(fairytale music)
Somewhere in a fairy tale
At the fork of three roads
Not rich and not poor
There was a tower-teremok.
In it, as before, it works
Marya is an expert.
What is a song without an accordion
Or lunch without sour cabbage soup?
What is Marya without Ivan?
He, as expected, lived with her.
Jokingly, he was popularly called
Ivan, in general, a fool,
He was not very old yet.
Retired rich.
The hut of Mary the mistress and Ivan the fool. Ivan enters in one felt boots. AT
He holds a sock in his left hand, and a mug in his right.
Ivan: Marus, and Marus.
(Marya is not there yet. A knock is heard from the window, the crackle of electric welding, smoke and flashes are visible.
Maria's voice is heard.)
Maria: Well, what do you want?
Ivan: What, what!? Where are my dress shoes?
Maria: (Looks out of the window in a welding mask.) What do you need them for in the morning
needed? Before the wind and in felt boots you run away.
Ivan: Well, again you oppress my manhood, my reputation is in the dirt
you trample, because it’s already impossible to walk along the street, a boy with a finger and that
teases, does not allow passage, and yet all because of my mild disposition towards you
positions. After all, the demon poked me in the rib a thousand years ago to marry you.
so smart!
Maria: (Exits.) Who else married whom? Woe is my onion! What are you
different, why did you cry? (Humbly.)
Ivan: I want to eat, Marusenka.
Maria: Well, just say so, otherwise you took it to the whole hut - it’s already slippery to walk.
(Marya covers the stop, Ivan takes the balalaika, start
naet howl.)
(chastushki)
I'll tell you brother
About your dashing business:
How I fought the villains ...
How he fell off the stove the other day!
Once I fought with Koshchei,
Saved Vasilisa...
I waved a club
You shouted to me from the tree.
We grappled with the three-headed
On the Kalinov bridge...
I cut off his head
And you pushed them into the river.
Suffered many disasters
we are from grandmother Yaga ...
I had to fight with my grandmother,
You ate her pies.
As I entered the village
Everyone ran to listen to me.
Ekov is a good fellow ...
In regards to eat!
I have a difficult life
Lots of work, my friends...
None, to be honest,
Don't get along without me!
Ivan: Longing seized me, Marusenka! Neither you glorious deeds, nor you
heroic deeds ... If only Koschei stole Vasilisa.
Maria: I came to my senses, she married him a long time ago!
Ivan: How?!
Maria: Yes, that's it! Toiled, toiled, miserable. No money,
but you have to live! Not with Ivan the Fool to while away the age, empty cabbage soup to slurp.
Ivan: But, but, but! You are more careful. She herself ... An expert, Kulibin-homemade. "You are from
what did you promise our tablecloths?
Maria: Well, a self-assembled tablecloth.
Ivan: And I made a self-made tablecloth! (picks up from the table
tablecloth with a large burnt hole.)
Maria: Well, there is a hole in the old woman!
Ivan: And where are my parade boots?!
Maria: I made walking boots out of them! But it's not my fault that you are in them.
failed to jump.
Ivan: And where is my heroic armor?
Maria: Into space, into orbit!
Ivan: And what is this for?
Maria: So that the telly shows better.
Ivan: What telly?! We never had it!
Maria: Let's buy!
Ivan: You can buy with you.
(The phone rings. Mary picks up the phone, talking.)
Maria: Vanyusha, shave, wash, get dressed! The case fell on us state
importance. To meet distinguished guests and not to hit the face in the dirt. Here alone
sauerkraut is not enough. We must run to Vasilisa the Wise, caviar
red spice and hunting sausages ....
Ivan: Don't fuss, just tell me who's going where? From an overseas state
Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden are being escorted to us. New Year's Eve! Go you!
Well, you look! Marus, but how are they met in modern times?
Maria: Eh, Vanya, what would you do without me?!
(Soundtrack of the fall of the rocket. Ivan falls with a cry of "air", hiding his head under his skirt
Marousi.)
Ivan: Are you saying that it was my armor that flew by? No, by the time
it will be too early.
(Radio turns on.)
“From the fabulous information bureau. To all heroes, Ivan-Tsarevich, Ivan-fools and them
similar. Emergency message. Rocket number 2004 with Father Frost and Snow Maiden
on board, she went off course and made an emergency landing in the area of ​​\u200b\u200bthe fairy forest near
filthy swamps, where a sharp turn. We repeat, but by the way, why talk in vain, it’s clear
must be saved."
Maria: Well, Vanyusha, and you found a job to disperse sadness and sadness. Get it together yeah
hurry up.
Ivan: And where am I without parade boots and without heroic armor!
Maria: Don't drift Vanya, don't be Mary the expert!
(He puts a children's pot on Ivan instead of a helmet, hangs a lid from him on his chest
instead of shell.)
Maria: Oh, why not a hero! And where are my seventeen years?! Go ahead, Vanya, they are waiting for us
great deeds, in my thoughts I am with you. (Under a solemn march, Ivan leaves
hut.)
(music of Ivan's campaign, against his background the voice of the announcer)
Gypsies:
Waiting for you, Vanya, a long road, terrible trials, you will visit the water,
you will almost burn in the fire, you will become deceived, you will almost lose your life.
And Vanya, the beautiful girl, will save you. Bon Voyage!
(Shots. Action dance)
(The edge of the forest. Baba Yaga appears in combat camouflage. (On the radio.)
Baba: Goblin, alle, goblin, alle! Gore you a mosquito, are you sleeping or what? Well, here's something
godchild! Ready? Look me there. Santa Claus with his Snow Maiden from a minute to
minute in your swamp will slosh, readiness number one! Are kikimoras in place?
What?! I sent you to villainy, and they indulge in buns there! Right now
all in place! Oh, Lech, Lech!
(The rumble of a rocket. Yaga shoots from a fairy-tale cannon. Soundtrack of a falling plane.)
Baba: Well, that's okay, there will be a gift for the son-in-law Gorynych for the wedding: a natural Grandfather
Frost, tender Snow Maiden and a thick, thick layer of chocolate! Unique and exquisite
scanty taste. (He grabs the radio.) Leshik, hello, Leshik, have you got it?! Oh well done-
scoundrels, so:
To lure into the dense forest,
Turn into a stump with a snag,
But no torment
Await further instructions.
...Who?! Willow-wess shirt? Well, I'll deal with him myself, tea, grandmother-hedgehog
bone leg!
Hut of Baba Yaga. Ivan enters cautiously.
Ivan: Is there anyone here?
Baba: Oh, and who are you? And where are you going?
Ivan: So it is. Ivan is a fool. I'm going to look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Where to find them -
I know.
Woman:. Specifically. Why do you need them?
Ivan: Ah-ah-ah... I don't know either... they sent it.
Baba: Ahhh. . well, get some rest from the road then. Do you want to eat?
Ivan: Yes, I would not refuse. Who else lives with you?
Baba: Daughter. Soon she will marry the snake Gorynych. And you, like a fool, really, or something,
fool.
Ivan: How is it?
Baba: Well, are you a complete fool or is it that you were called that in the heat of the moment?
Sometimes, annoyance will take over, you will shout: “Oh, you fool!” I'm here for the daughter
sometimes I’ll yell: “Oh, such a fool!” What kind of fool is she? She is
I have a smart one. Maybe it's the same story with you.
People are used to: a fool, a fool, but you are not a fool at all, but
only ruthless? BUT?
Ivan: I don't understand, what are you getting at?
Baba: Yes, I can see it in your eyes: you are not a fool, you are just simple-minded. I am like
As soon as I saw you, I immediately understood: “Oh, and a talented guy!” Or you
completely believed
what are you stupid?
Ivan: I didn't believe anything! How can I believe myself that I'm a fool?
Baba: What am I telling you. Here are the people, huh?.. Have you ever been building
did?
Ivan: Well, how? With his father, with his brothers, they cut towers. Why you asking?
Baba: You see, I want to build a cottage for myself. The materials were brought, and to build
no one. Won't you take it?
Ivan: I need to find Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Baba: Why do you need them? Build a cottage, they will see it. All sorts of guests to me
they come, they see - and immediately: “Who did it?”. Ivan did... Do you hear? Glory will go throughout the forest.
Ivan: But what about Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden? They won't let me back without them.
Baba: You will be a stoker at the cottage. When you build, plan
a room in the basement... Warm, quiet, no worries. Guests upstairs
bored ... where? Went to Ivan to listen to different stories, and you lie to them
more, tell different cases. I will take care of you, and call you
I'll be Ivanushka...
Ivan: Oh, you old hag! Look, what a seine net! She will be called Ivanushka. BUT
I will bend my hump on you? You want to lead me off the true path, but people
ruin the holiday?
Baba: Ah, now I understand who I'm dealing with! Simulator, rogue. .. type of! We are with
so you know what we're doing? Roasting!
(Puts Ivan on a shovel.)
Ivan: Hey, grandma, stop joking, don't make me angry!
Baba: Oh-oh-oh! The last time I ask: you will be a cottage
build? And do not engage in any nonsense - look for Morozov and Snegurochka!
Ivan: Damn you! Scarecrow garden ... You have hair growing in your nose!
Baba: Bastard, boor! Into the oven!
Ivan: I hear from the rudeness! Echidna! Not only in your nose, hair grows on your tongue!
Parasite!
Baba: Into the fire! In oh-oh!
Ivan: I can't burn in the fire, hag! So I'm going bold!
(Phonogram of the approaching car. The Daughter of Baba Yaga enters with the song.)
(To the motive "White Mercedes" by M. Rasputin)
Daughter: Fu-fu-fu! It smells of Russian spirit. Who is gut?
Grandma: Dinner! He-he-he! We fry Ivan.
Daughter: Oh yeah! Oh what a surprise
Baba: Imagine, he doesn’t want it to be beautiful in the forest, he doesn’t want to build a cottage,
parasite!
(Daughter looks into the stove) Ivan: (From the stove, laughing.) Oh, I can't! I won't die from fire, from laughter!
Daughter: . What is it? What is he?
Baba: Laughs. What are you? Hey! .
Ivan: Oh, I'm dying of laughter! Oh, I won't survive!
Daughter: What an idiot. What are you?
Ivan: Yes, a mustache! Mustache something ... Oh, Lord, well, it happens in nature! Yes, how
you and your husband... you're getting married!
Daughter: Like everyone else! .. What are you doing?
Daughter: So what? They do not interfere with me, on the contrary, I can smell better.
Ivan: Yes, they don’t interfere with you ... But what about your husband? When you get married.
Daughter: What are you getting at, fool? What do you want my future husband?
Ivan: Yes, how! He will kiss you in the dark, and he himself will think: “Damn it! Soldier -
not a soldier. A woman is not a woman." And fall in love. Yes, something can be a woman with a mustache!? Well,
those witches! They don't understand a thing. After all, he will not live with you, with a mustache. And then
he will take it and bite off his head from evil, I know these Gorynychs.
Daughter: Come on out.
Ivan: Well warmed up!
Daughter: Well, what do you advise us? Ivan: With a mustache? What, what .... You need to reduce your mustache if you want to improve family life
Daughter: Yes, how to reduce something, how ?!
Ivan: Yeah, I'll tell you how, and you will throw me, in a sense, into the oven.
Baba: Let's not throw, Vanyusha, we'll let you go on all four sides, just tell me how from a mustache
get rid of.
Ivan: It's not easy, it needs to be done...
Daughter: Do it!
Ivan: Do it, do it... And when will I look for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden?
I have to be back by New Years.
Baba: Listen here. Let's do this: you twitch your mustache, I give you my broom, and in an instant you
find Frost with his granddaughter. Come on quickly, otherwise Gorynych will fly in!
Ivan: Yeah, he will fly in... He will come in... and immediately devour me! Daughter: Yes, he can. What would you come up with?
Baba: I will say that you are... my nephew! Understood?
Ivan: Got it. Then so. My composition is not immediately effective. We will bring it in now and
put on a face mask. So? I am flying on a broom, looking for Frost and the Snow Maiden, while you are flying
live with a mask.
Daughter: Will you cheat? Mom!?
Baba: Let him just try, come up from heaven, a wet place will remain!
Ivan: Well, the trees are green! Well, what a people! What's the matter? Do you want to walk with a mustache? walk
with a mustache - what do I care! You tell them business, you understand, no, they start here ... Yes, you
Do you respect me or not!?
Daughter: What do you mean by "respect"? You speak well
Ivan: No, I can't! Well, what kind of people!? Yes, you live with a mustache, live! How much will fit
so much and live. Not a woman, but some kind of major general. Will kids be born?
A son or daughter will stretch out with a hand: “Mom, what do you have?”. And they will grow up, they
the street will tease: "Your mother with a mustache, your mother with a mustache!". It will be easy
to kid? Is it easy to hear such words? No one has a mother with a mustache, but yours with
mustache! How should he answer? Yes, he can’t answer in any way, he will burst into tears and
will go home... to moustached mother.
Daughter: Enough! Set up your composition. What do you want?
Ivan: A handful of chicken manure, a handful of warm manure
and a handful of soft clay. We put on the face
wow mask....
Daughter: On the whole face? How will I breathe?
Ivan: Well, what kind of people! Well nothing is impossible...
Daughter: Okay! Nothing can be asked.
Ivan: You can't! When the master thinks, you can not ask anything! I repeat: manure,
clay, litter. The mask will be with a hole, you will breathe. All!
Baba: I understood everything, I remembered everything, I am flying. I swoop: one leg is here, the other is already there.
Daughter, while you feed the guest Vanechka. (To my daughter, so that Ivan does not hear.) In no way
case, do not let the fool out of the hut, he can spoil the whole wedding surprise for us.
(He winds up the broom like a motorcycle and flies away.)
Daughter: What, Vanyusha, do you wish? Lettuce or egg?
Ivan: Give me something in haste. It's already time...
Daughter: You can. Better we are an egg. More satisfying. Now I'm going to put the pan on the fire.
It's nice to take care of such a man.
Ivan: What is it, what, the groom is missing? Gorynych something?
Daughter: Yes, this snake, an attic in a cube, only knows what it brings up. The colonel is grimacing.
Either he puts him in a guardhouse, don’t say a superfluous word, then he makes you march through the hut as a drill.
Such a dunce! And no affection for you, no tenderness ... Yes, all of you, come on, are like that
Ivan: Well, don't compare me with all sorts of snakes
Daughter: You're better
Ivan: Well... all sorts of tenderness, affection... I can show.
Daughter: Oh, and you can look after?
Ivan: Easy!
Daughter: And you know how to kiss?
Ivan: Eka is unseen, of course.
Daughter: Look how you are! Oh... can you make a baby?
Ivan: Why not? At least two. Can you manage with him, with a child? With them, after all
fuss, fuss... you know how much!?
Daughter: Of course. I already know how to swaddle. Do you want me to show you? Now you will see. I love you
swaddling. Lie down.
(Throws Ivan on the table and begins to swaddle.)
Daughter: My little one, my little son. Come on, smile at mommy, come on. How can we
to smile? Come on?
Ivan: Wow, wow! I want grub, I want grub!
Daughter: Ah, our little son wanted a grub ... Well, so we swaddled our
little one, now we will give him some food. Come on, smile at mommy. From
(music of the Serpent Gorynych, Yaga's daughter goes into the kitchen, the Serpent Gorynych appears in the window.)
Head: Oh-ho-ho - my life is lonely. Earlier, on New Year's Eve, I even went to my sister
flew to the Canary Islands, and now it’s not the same, not the same. I sit next to my cave, myself with
talking to myself.
Leo: And how you got me tired of the right head. My eyes would not look at you
Rights: There are such harmful heads. Everything is wrong with her.
Head: Hey, shut up!
Leo: You, the main head, do not command painfully!
Rights: And then we will arrange a coup for you!
Head: What kind of revolution?
A lion. and right: And here it is! (wrap right head)
Head: I give up, I give up!
Leo: That's it!
Rights: Hey, who's that there? Is it lunch?
Leo: What an appetizing cabbage roll!
Head: No, it's a baby, but what big one?
Leo: Where did it come from?
Right: Smells like a human.
Head: U-tu-tyusenki, little one, why don’t you smile at your dad? You smile at mommy
don't you want dad? Come on, smile, come on...
Ivan: I'm not funny...
Leo: I told you - stuffed cabbage!
Right: Ah! We, perhaps, that? .. Yes, little one? Yes, I think so. mommy! Go quickly
wet son.
(Daughter of Yaga enters, frightened, drops the frying pan.)
Head: Well, what are you? Why are you not happy? Daddy came, and you are sad.
Leo: They probably don’t like daddy, oh, they don’t like it. They despise. T
Rights: Then daddy will eat you, daddy will eat you, with bones. With a mustache!
Daughter: My beloved, only understand me correctly! I have it for you for breakfast
cooked, wanted to make a surprise. I think: Gorynych will fly in, but for me
he has something delicious ... warm, in the sheets.
Leo: Well, I told you - a stuffed cabbage, and you are a little son, a thin one!
Ivan: You bastards! They will gobble it up and say that this is how it should be, that it is so conceived! wow, a couple
picked up! Ugh! Eat, do not pull
(Roar of the Serpent Gorynych, Gorynych roared, prepared to deliver a mortal blow,
but at that moment Marya the artisan "flew" like an arrow.)
Maria: Oh! Yadrena-Matryona! You've played it, you're such a bastard! Did you jump?
Swaddled!
Ivan: Yes, I, Marus, scouted the situation.
Maria: Okay! Stirlitz!
Serpent: What is this?
Maria: Oh! Gas lighter! Well, let's go to the clearing, you reptile, there will be
more capable of fighting. (to Ivan) Okay, grief onion, not the first time. Not so blood-eaters
they let him in, but this one ... I'll knock his heads off at once, all three. Let's go, how are you? Gorynych!
Let's go, let's grab. Well
you have a muzzle!
Serpent: What a breakfast I have today! Three course meal! Come on, beauty!
Ivan: Just try to touch her!
(Battle soundtrack sounds.)
Daughter: Why did he say about three dishes? Did he not believe me? What is he and me
devour?
Ivan: And then! You'll go like dessert!
(Yaga flies in.)
Baba: What kind of noise, but no fight? Here is a bag with dung, here is chicken manure and a little
clay.
Daughter: It's useless, mommy, he will gobble me up with a mustache
Baba: Who will gobble up?
Daughter Yes, your son-in-law, Gorynych.
Ivan: Yeah, and you, grandmother, like a dried roach with beer crackle, salt it abruptly and
cracks.
Baba: Oh, bitch! Why didn't we please him? I'm for him, the bastard, the only one
daughter, blood, I give to wife! Spoiled the holiday for people, disrupted the New Year!
Ivan: Hey, granny, what are you talking about?
Baba: Yes, it’s me, a sinful thing, I stole Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, an old fool, everything would
to please the son-in-law, but how is he!
(The tired Marya the artisan enters.)
Maria: Healthy bull. Overcame by force. Well, what are we going to do with you? After
send a friend?
Baba: Bye-bye-bye, Maryushka is a master of light, forgive us, the devil has beguiled! We'll return everything to
at its best: both grandfather and granddaughter.
Maria: So you kidnapped them!?
Ivan: They are Marusya, they are! I cracked them right away
Maria: There is very little time left before the New Year. Well, lead the way, grannies-yagulki!
A fairy-tale glade near the New Year tree, Marya, Ivan, Yaga and her daughter appear.
Maria: Well, where is Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden?
Baba: Moment, Marusenka, witchcraft is required here.
Ivan: So conjure, don't languish.
Daughter: Come on, Mom, shake the old days, and let's have fun together.
Snow, spin, blizzard, swear,
Evil spells let go
Glorious holiday, begin
Here you are so much expected
(Effect. Ded Moroz and Snegurochka appear.)
Well, friends, it's a wonderful hour!
We are very glad to see you!
A wonderful twist in a fairy tale
Gives us a wonderful New Year!
We wish you happiness and good
Laugh in the morning!
Let them say that for no reason ...
Not! Frowning is a sign of a fool!
Let's not get mad at each other
Let's go to the Christmas tree to have fun!
(Final song.)

A TALE ABOUT IVAN THE FOOL, BABA YAGA, A FLYING BOOT AND A DRESSED SMARTPHONE

New Year's performance

(2017)

IVAN THE FOOL. Ordinary. A fool - he is a fool and is, at least call him Ivan, at least Seryoga.
BABA YAGA. Bride for marriage. Why, it's time already: three hundred years is no joke.
KIKIMORA. Yagi's friend. Nothing special, just a friend. Suffering unrequitedly according to Leshem.
SNEDUROCHKA. Modern, advanced girl. Free in every way.
SNOW BABA. Motto: "All men are like that." Like all normal women.
SQUIRREL. Ambiguous character. Seen a lot. Smokes. And how can you not smoke here, if every day is like a war?
STORYTELLER. And how without it? The voiceover is not that interesting.
SANTA CLAUS. And how without it? The story is still Christmas.
SNOWFLAKES. White. Fluffy. Leggy. Youth, in a word.

On the stage - a hut, around a winter forest. Near the hut - a mortar with the logo "Mercedes", a broom. Baba Yaga is sitting on a couch near the hut, her head is bandaged.
In the foreground is the Storyteller.
STORYTELLER . In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, a father had three sons ... Well, as expected. The time has come for the sons of brides to look for themselves. And the sons were advanced, they didn’t recognize old-fashioned methods ... The eldest son threw an SMS to a random number - an SMS arrived on an iPad of the latest generation, to a banking house. The eldest son married a banker's daughter! The middle son threw an SMS to a random number - a new SMS arrived on an iPhone, dear - to a famous trading house! The middle son married the daughter of the owner of a large retail chain. And the youngest son, Ivan, dropped his smartphone into a bowl of borscht, which is why he starred with what came to hand ...

(The storyteller, without turning, smoothly leaves the stage. A felt boot whistles on Baba Yaga's head from behind the curtains).
BABA YAGA. Ahh!! STE what kind of bombardment? (Raises the felt boot, reads the inscription on it) “Pi-ri-vet from I-va-on Du-ra-ka” ... Ugh! Again Vanka the fool does not give life!

(Kikimora enters. Looks at Baba Yaga in surprise.)
KIKIMORA. Are you pissed off?
BABA YAGA . FAQ. Nothing. You would have been hit on the head with a felt boot, and you would have roared.
KIKIMORA. What, did you fight with Leshy?
BABA YAGA. Yes, Leshy and I had a fight in the summer, you see, since then he hasn’t even looked at me.
KIKIMORA. And what was she yelling at? Is it possible that Vanka, the fool, can take out brains again?
BABA YAGA. Guessed. Almost took it. Look what greetings he sent (shows boots).
KIKIMORA. Fulyugan!
BABA YAGA. Oh, in vain I did not roast it in the oven. After all, how many chances there were!
KIKIMORA (looks into the boot). Look, Yaga, there is a letter, at the felt boot ...
BABA YAGA. Exactly! (is reading). I-shchu no-weight-that ... Di-vi-nosta-shis-di-syat- di-vi-no-sta ... Is this how it is? Divinosta shisdisyat divinosta?
KIKIMORA. Probably weight, height, age...
BABA YAGA. (Reading further). Ku-dy va-li-nok come-la-tit, ta-ma and zha-nu-sya ...
KIKIMORA . Why, now, instead of an arrow, felt boots shoot?
BABA YAGA. (thoughtfully) Yes, the times have come ... No romanticism!
KIKIMORA . Listen, Yaga, what to do now?
BABA YAGA . What, what. Valenok came to me?
KIKIMORA . Well?..
BABA YAGA . Wildebeest. Valenok came to me. Let him get married now.
KIKIMORA . Who?!
BABA YAGA . Ivan is a fool!
KIKIMORA. On whom?..
BABA YAGA . Here's a fool. On a mine!

Baba Yaga approaches the chest, opens it, rummages. He takes out a veil from there, tries it on. Kikimora helps.
KIKIMORA . (rubs his hands happily) At the wedding, then we'll take a walk!
BABA YAGA. Wait a minute... We'll do this..! We will blackmail Vanka! Or let him get married ... Or let him get me a staff of Santa Claus! And then last year he encoded me with his staff, so I forgot how to play dirty tricks! Need to decode! Or - in marriage! ..
KIKIMORA. Well, you are cunning, Yaga ... well, you are wise! But how can you bring Vanka here now?
BABA YAGA. Yes, STE we - time to spit ... I will organize a snowstorm! (Conjures) Chufir ... chufir ... get up, blizzard-blizzard ... sweep from afar ... drive Ivan the Fool to us!

Snowflakes run out onto the stage. Dance of the Snowflakes.
STORYTELLER (appears on the side of the wings). And then a blizzard rose, swept all the roads, confused, left one - to Baba Yaga. And Ivan is walking through the forest, looking for his felt boots. And where should he go, his father's felt boots, the only ones ...

(Ivan comes out. In his hands is a second felt boot. Baba Yaga and Kikimora go out to meet him)
IVAN. Hello, grandmothers!
BABA YAGA . It's good if you're not kidding! Who is that, name, hvamiliya, size of boots!
IVAN . My name is Ivan, but I won’t say my last name, you will laugh. There are no boots ... here is a felt boot, and then one.
KIKIMORA. And what kind of wind did you blow into our region?
IVAN. I, grandmother, lost such a felt boot. Have you seen it here by any chance?
BABA YAGA (coquettish). Randomly seen!
IVAN . Grandma, give it to me if you find it...
BABA YAGA . To whom - grandmother, and to whom - Yagusya-darling!
IVAN. Not understood…
KIKIMORA . And what is there not to understand? Did you throw a felt boot?
IVAN . Well, he threw.
BABA YAGA . Did you write a note?
IVAN. Well, I wrote.
BABA YAGA . Did you promise to get married?
IVAN. Well, I promised ... Why can't you foolishly promise ... Only, you don't have anyone younger here?
KIKIMORA. Look what you want! Get younger! Whatever - on that and zhanisya!
IVAN . Grandmothers ... well, let me go, please! This... I was joking!
BABA YAGA . Vanya, now, as an honest person, you should live on a mine!
IVAN . Yes, what is it!
KIKIMORA (looks skeptically at Ivan). What-what ... you butted in, boy ...

IVAN. Grandmothers, well, maybe we can agree somehow? .. Come on, I’ll chop firewood for you ... I’ll bring water ...
BABA YAGA (thoughtfully). Let's agree, you say ... We can agree! If you get me a staff of Santa Claus, I'll let you go! If you don't get it - get married!

IVAN . (indignantly) How can I get it? Staff something?
BABA YAGA . (flirts) And this is your sadness ... Darling ...
IVAN (grabs his head.) Oh ... mother! ..

(Leaves, hanging his head)

STORYTELLER (appears on the side of the wings). And Ivanushka went to look for Father Frost! He really did not want to marry Baba Yaga ...

Snowman appears. Ivan enters.)

SNOW WOMAN . Man, do you have a smoke?
IVAN . I don't smoke... Who are you?
SNOW WOMAN Can't you see? Baba… Snowy…
IVAN Wow... this is the first time I've seen snowmen talking...
SNOW WOMAN And I'm so... talkative...
IVAN Listen, Snow Woman, how can I find Santa Claus here?
SNOW WOMAN Why you asking?
IVAN Yes, here, you understand, the thing is like this ... Well, in short ... One ... also Baba ... wants to marry me to herself ...
SNOW WOMAN And we, Baba, are like that… Well, so what?..
IVAN What?..
SNOW WOMAN And you - what? ..
IVAN Well, I'm nothing...
SNOW WOMAN Don't want to get married?
IVAN (shakes head) No...
SNOW WOMAN All you guys are...
IVAN No, I'm not like that ... You see, I want to get married ...
SNOW WOMAN So get married!
IVAN But not on this one...
SNOW WOMAN That's all you guys are like...
IVAN No, you don't understand. In general, I wanted another one ... But this one was hooked with a felt boot ... And she says - get married ... Or bring Santa Claus's staff ...
SNOW WOMAN It's clear. All of you say that.

IVAN Listen, help me find Santa Claus.
SNOW WOMAN . All you guys are like that. We, the women, are nothing but trouble from you. You did it yourself - get out yourself.
IVAN Yes, what is it!

(Belka enters the stage. Concentratedly walks past, then abruptly turns to Ivan.)

SQUIRREL Man, do you have a smoke?
IVAN There is not!!! I would smoke now...
(Squirrel takes out a cigarette from his pocket, hands it to Ivan, takes out a lighter, smokes with him. They look at the stars. Squirrel significantly inhales)).

IVAN (after a pause) Who are you?
SQUIRREL I? Squirrel.
IVAN For the first time I see Squirrels talking ...
SQUIRREL . And what I smoke - does not bother you? ..
IVAN (Clutches his head, sits down on the ground) Well, a day ... Either they force women to marry ... Then they give squirrels to smoke ...
SQUIRREL And who is easy right now ...
IVAN . Listen, Belka, do you know where to find Santa Claus?
SQUIRREL Why not know ... I know.
IVAN Belka, help! I desperately need it!
SQUIRREL Everyone needs...
IVAN I have a very important...
SQUIRREL Everyone has an important...
IVAN Yes, if I don’t find him, I’m going to go nuts ...
SQUIRREL . And all the cranes ...
IVAN Squirrel, please… Help, huh? If I don’t get Santa Claus’s staff today, I’ll have to marry Baba Yaga! Help!!! And I will invite you to visit - we will meet the New Year together!
SQUIRREL . I usually come on the fifth ... But if you have a wedding, I can do it earlier ...
IVAN So are you… the one???
SQUIRREL This is a philosophical question...
IVAN Okay, Belka ... I'm asking you for the last time, where does Santa Claus live ??
SQUIRREL Eh, people… The last one… everyone says so… And then I don’t have time to come… There, you see, the girl is coming… Talk to her…

(The Snow Maiden comes out, all so cool)

IVAN Hello girl, hello red!
SNOW MAIDEN Why am I red? Look at yourself!
IVAN Yes, that's me, by the way ... You don't know how I can find Santa Claus?
SNOW MAIDEN I know, why would you?
IVAN You see, I really need his staff ...
SNOW MAIDEN Why else is this?
IVAN It's such a thing... They want to marry me... But I don't want to... But Baba... is alone here... she says she's getting married, and that's it!
SNOW MAIDEN Look, you ... jumped? ..
IVAN Got to…
SNOW MAIDEN Is the grandmother beautiful?
IVAN Better don't ask...
SNOW MAIDEN (Sighs) So, beautiful ... And young, probably ...
IVAN Three hundred years...
SNOW MAIDEN Come on ... Well, why the staff, entertainer?
IVAN Yes, Santa Claus encoded her with this staff ... He wants to decode. He says - if you bring a staff, I will let you go ... if you don’t bring it - get married.
SNOW MAIDEN What, thumps? ..
IVAN Play dirty tricks.
SNOW MAIDEN Well, why is that? Like a normal guy, is it sure that some witch has already married him to herself?
Okay! I will help you! I liked you…
IVAN Thank you! And what is your name?
SNOW MAIDEN Snow Maiden. You're looking for my grandfather.
IVAN Blimey!
SNOW MAIDEN Here's what we'll do. Let's take your grandmother not a magic staff, but a simple one ...
IVAN Will it work?
SNOW MAIDEN And then!
STORYTELLER. And Ivan and the Snow Maiden set off on their way back.

(The hut of Baba Yaga. Baba Yaga in a veil, Kikimora with a ribbon of a witness. Looking out for Ivan).) BABA YAGA Something not to see Vanka something ...
KIKIMORA He will leave you ... my heart senses, he will leave you!
BABA YAGA I'll make peace with Leshy...
KIKIMORA Quiet! Someone is coming...

(Ivan and the Snow Maiden enter, Belka and the Snow Woman behind)
BABA YAGA Ahh!! Yavilsi, my dear ... Well, did you bring the staff? .. Or are we going to buy rings?
IVAN Brought! (gives staff)
SNOW MAIDEN (Takes away the staff.) Let him give your boots first.
BABA YAGA And who are you???
SNOW MAIDEN Open your eyes, you don’t see - Snow Maiden. Valenok!
BABA YAGA Staff!
SNOW MAIDEN Valenok!
BABA YAGA Staff!

(The squirrel silently approaches, takes the felt boot with one hand, the staff with the other, changes hands, gives the staff to B. Ya, the felt boot to Ivan)
IVAN Fuuu ... my boots!
BABA YAGA I'm finally decoding!!! (He hits himself on the head.) I don’t feel a couple… (Hits again) No effect… Did you sleep on me for bullshit???
SNOW MAIDEN And you won't mess around! And to lure other people's suitors ...
BABA YAGA Ah well!!! And the boots are not Vankin! Vankin's out - standing in the corner ... So let him get married!
SNOW MAIDEN Oh, you, the witch, you’re on (hitting Baba Yaga with a felt boot, a fight begins. Squirrel silently takes Ivan’s real felt boot from the corner. Whistles into a police whistle. Everyone turns around.
IVAN Wow, so easy?
SQUIRREL Yes.

(Ivan grabs boots)
IVAN That's it, I'm free!!! I can go home!
SNOW MAIDEN And I???
SNOW WOMAN I told you they are all...
IVAN Oh, for sure ... I invite everyone to visit me - to celebrate the New Year! Snow Maiden, Snow Baba, (looks at Belka) well, you will come on the fifth, she herself said ...
BABA YAGA (Wailing) Zhanikha faded ... they slipped a fake staff ... the guests are not invited ...
IVAN Come on, what’s there ... And you come with Kikimora ... My dad is single ...

SANTA CLAUS Snow Maiden! Granddaughter! Where are you?
SNOW MAIDEN (Instantly transforms into a good girl) I'm here, grandpa!
Santa Claus enters.
SANTA CLAUS There you are, and I searched you. New Year is coming, it's time people
congratulate!
BABA YAGA Hey, Frost... you should have decoded me, adit... Well, what kind of Yaga am I, if I don't do dirty tricks?
SANTA CLAUS Never! But I’ll turn it into a good Yaga!(Gives Yaga a staff on the head. Yaga transforms) .In the meantime, Happy New Year to everyone!

STORYTELLER And they all began to live, live, make good. And they have definitely stopped throwing felt boots and drowning smartphones in borscht!

Scenario

NEW YEAR'S PARTY FOR PRIMARY SCHOOL

« "How Ivan the Fool searched for the New Year"

Shidrovo

December 26, 2016

Children's exit. Dance around the Christmas tree to the song "Snow Ball"

Magical music sounds. “Come. story"

Pupils1,2,3

They say on New Year's Eve

Whatever you wish

Everything will always happen

Everything always comes true.

They say on New Year's Eve

A fairy tale will come to every home.

Happiness will surely find each of us.

Adults and children love to plunge into these fairy tales.

Christmas trees are dressing up together,

Faith in a fairy tale is expressed.

We won't interfere with them.

Let's watch quietly.

Music sounds. "Christmas tree, forest fragrance" On stage, Kikimora rummages through a box of toys.

kikimora

So tablecloth-self-assembly,

Here is a magic earflap

There is a flying carpet

This harp sings a song.

I'll take the shortcuts.

I don't know where the lamp is.

Okay, I have no time with her,

Christmas tree needs to be quick

Dress up, and then soon

The guests will be at the door.

Kikimora (shouting)

Leshik, where have you gone?

Leshik:

Read the encyclopedia.

kikimora

Oh, professor, by God!

Leshik:

We must keep pace with life.

Kikimora:

Take a break, take the tree.

Leshik:

I'll accept, but only to the point

I see little of this.

Kikimora:

Lesheslav, you're scaring me.

New year you reject.

Leshik:

I don't believe in these fairy tales.

Another year in the world

It's coming, that's all.

This is my opinion.

I believe in science, Mom.

Fairy tales are stupid rubbish.

Kikimora:

You don't believe in Koshchei, well.

And who do you look like?

You take a look in the mirror

You are Goblin, so calm down.

And let's wipe your nose

And give me toys.

Leshik: (looks in the mirror)

I can goblin, yes. Clearly,

But domesticated, you understand?

(starts fiddling with the toy box)

She believes in fairy tales, but she herself

She brought that Koshchei to the coffin.

If only I could wipe the lamp a little,

Dissolved a lot of dust.

(rubs lamp)

Kikimora:

What are you doing there, hooligan?

You are not Goblin, but a blockhead.

You can't rub the lamp

She did tell you.

(Genie appears. Clone music plays.

Kikimora:

That's it, that's class!

The fairy tale does not leave us.

Well, Leshik, are there no miracles in life?

Leshik:

No, that's technical progress.

Kikimora:

Senora, lady, miss, madam,

Let me turn to you.

Genie:

Don't slow down, granny, come on

Make up your wish.

Kikimora:

What to guess?

What to wish?

I want a beauty, genie, I become.

I'd rather be queen

No Goddess let Venus.

No, I want wealth

And the biggest kingdom.

No, it's better to have more clothes,

No, it would be better for me to live longer.

No, the groom, such that

Do not be ashamed to bring to the people.

Or maybe...

Leshik:

Ma, stop.

I'm ashamed of you, go away.

Let's ask the guys

What do they want now.

(Children answer)

Genie:

Many wishes, sir,

And there must be only one choice.

Kikimora:

Let's ask for a better fairy tale

We all want this.

Genie:

I listen and obey.

(claps hands, nothing happens)

Leshik:

Ha, fake genie!

Genie:

I'm a genie, a blockhead, but come on, be quiet.

(meditates)

Everything is clearly out of charge.

I need a dance team to help me.

To get into a fairy tale,

The dance must be danced.

Kikimora:

Well, guys, what are we sitting?

Do we all want to be in a fairy tale?

Raise your bones

Let's whistle cool in the dance.

(Round dance)

Sounds music "Magic for Genie"

Genie:

Sim - salabim, akhalai mahalai.

According to Kikimora's desire,

And at my command

Open the door to the fairy tale

Miracles appear to us all.

All three disappear.

Scene 1

Storyteller:

Under cover of soft, snowy

The Russian village is slumbering,

All roads, all paths

Covered with white snow.

The snow shines under the sun

A clear light streams over him,

The blizzard swirled all day

Chalk over the ground all night.

She hid everything in the forest,

Zamela, zamela -

And she came here.

In that village in one hut

The mother lived with her son

Vanya's son was called

And the people are stupid.

He did not plow and did not sow

And did not make good.

He lived as he lived

But my own mother

Honored and respected.

Scene 2

Music. Ivan and Matushka are on the stage in the hut. (Stove, bench, pillow, spinning wheel, balalaika, cast iron, grip, woven track on the floor)

Ivan sings:

Let them say that Ivan is a fool,

Let them say that I live not like that.

That I can not mow, do not plow -

I don't care about people's rumors.

All day long I sing songs

I love my mother very much.

There is no kinder soul in the village,

Come out, mother, dance with me.

Dance of Ivan with Mother.

Mother:

Ah, Vanyusha, my own son,

How good are you.

Staten and broad in the shoulders,

Straight handsome - God knows.

And you are smart and handsome,

Both curly and white...

Ivan:

Enough, mama, really

We haven't eaten since morning.

Everything we have in the oven

You put swords on the table.

Mother:

And in the oven with us, son,

Just an empty pot.

You did not sow, did not plow,

He only sang songs.

Ivan:

Songs will not be full

That's what the stomach says.

Mother:

I had a dream the other day:

On smart sledges

Santa Claus has arrived

And he brought gifts!

And nuts and candy

And what's not there...

Ivan:

And when will that grandfather come?

Mother:

On a glorious holiday - New Year.

So, Vanya, get ready.

And get on the road.

Already, son, do not seek,

Find the New Year.

Ivan:

Well, look, it's up to you...

Mountains, valleys I will go around,

(Boldly.) I'll still find the New Year!(Ivan takes an ax, a hat, felt boots; mother accompanies Ivan on the road: gives him mittens, puts a carrot, a jug and a loaf of bread in his bag)

Goodbye, mother!

(He bows to her and leaves.)

Storyteller: (creaking snow)

And Ivan went his own way. He comes out from behind the Christmas tree, looks at the camp of gypsies with apprehension - they are performing a dance. After the dance, Ivan comes out to them.
Gypsy: Hello, killer whale, who are you?Ivan: In Russian fairy tales very often

You can meet me.

I have not always been smart

But I'm funny, not evil.

Went where I didn't know

I don't know what brought.

And I fought with Koshchei,

He did good everywhere.

I'm not a fearsome giant

Everyone calls me Ivan!

Gypsy: Oh, ha ha ha, Ivan. What are you sad about, dear? Gold the pen, I'll tell you what awaits you.

Ivan: Here's another attack, only Gypsy was not enough for me here. Yes, and I have nothing. Mother sent me to look for the New Year, Santa Claus must be brought, and you are detaining me!(Pushing her away with her hand, she goes behind the Christmas tree) . Gypsy: Go, go, Ivashka, but you will come back to me again.(Leaves, grumbling that Ivan did not give gold,

Ivan comes out from behind the Christmas tree. (snow crunch) Ivan:

Well, what is itI'm going, I'm goingand Santa Claus in generalcan't find it anywhere?

Bypasses the Christmas tree, a Gypsy comes out to meet him Gypsy : Well, have you come? Did you find the new year?Ivan: Again you are on my way!Gypsy: I told you, you will come yourself, without me you will not find the way to Santa Claus!Ivan: Well, all right, tell me quickly where I can find Frost, since you are so knowledgeable!Gypsy: Gold the pen, I guess.Ivan: Here it stuck: gild, yes gild. I have nothing, so say.Gypsy: Give me your hand, now I'll tell you everything, like in a fairy tale. (Looks at his hand.) A date awaits you!

Ivan: Who else is this with?Gypsy: You will have a tricky conversation with a beauty, all in riddles, but in riddles. (Looks).Wow, dear, and then you have a long road ahead.Ivan: Where to go, what kind of road?Gypsy: Where to go, the last riddle will tell you, if you guess. I can also tell you: you will go to the North and you will go to the South

Ivan: One word - Gypsy! I let in the fog, but it’s not clear where to go!

Gypsy: Don't be too indignant, I'm telling you the truth, you'll say thank you again!Ivan: Well, okay, if I find the New Year according to your tips, then you will also have a present from Santa Claus.Gypsy: It's a different matter! And so that you do not get lost, I give you a compass.

Here is the blue arrow, look at it and come to Santa Claus.

Go straight along the arrow, it will lead you. Good luck, killer whale! (Runs away).Ivan: Twisted, twirled and ran away! Well, why stand, I need to go further and find the New Year. (goes behind the tree)

Storyteller:

And Ivan went his own way.

(A soundtrack from the same movie sounds. Ivanushka is walking along the road.)

He goes up the high mountains,

deep valleys,

Crossing fast rivers

Sees clean lakes

Suddenly an old man meets him.

Old man.

Ivanushka, do you have some water to drink?

Break off a piece of bread?

I got tired on the way.

Oh, don't go home.

Ivanushka . Come on, drink up, grandpa. Eat rye bread. (Takes out a jug and bread from the bag. The old man helps himself.)

old man . Are you going far, good fellow?

Ivanushka (sad). Mother sent the New Year to find, but I don’t know where to find it.

(The old man hands Ivan a twig.)

Old man. Your path is far. Yes, I'll help you. Take this bitch. How famously it will become for you, wave it and say 3 times: “Bitch, bitch! Help me old man!" (Exits.)

storyteller

Ivanushka is walking through the forest and suddenly...

( The soundtrack from the movie "Fire, water and copper pipes" sounds. Ivanushka is surrounded by robbers.)

Ataman.

Aha! Gotcha, knit him guys!

(Ivanushka is tied with a rope, and the robbers are dancing "Apple".)

Robbers.

We are robbers-murderers,

Here are some big doves.

We guard the road
We don't miss anyone

We are the robbers of the night

We love to scare people.

Well, we love it the most.

Select gold.

Ataman(threateningly).

Come on, good fellow, give me your gold and silver!

Ivanushka.

Do you want to rob me? So my pocket is empty, I'm not an alligarh, so to speak, people are simple.

Ataman.

Oh no? Well, now you give everything.

(He aims with a pistol, they take away the compass, examine it, and at this time Ivanushka takes out a twig, waves it.

Ivanushka.

Bitch, bitch, help me, Old Man!

(The robbers, to the soundtrack from the film with rounded eyes, crawl into different corners and hide. They throw the compass.)

storyteller.

The cones are playing "Burners". Seeing Ivanushka, they run up to him.)

Forest animals.

What, Ivanushka, is not cheerful?

What did you hang your head on?

Ivanushka.Yes, I'm going, I don't know where. Mother sent me to find the New Year and bring Santa Claus.

forest animals

We know, we know where you need to go. In-he lives there Baba Yaga, she will show you the way.Here Ivan (gives carrot)

(They run away.)

Storyteller:

And our Vanya went on his way.

Don't sit down, don't rest.

Everywhere they ate centuries old,

Yes, snowdrifts.

In the darkest, darkest,

Where the owl goggles

Where anyone is already lost,

If he has gone astray.

Leshy confuses the paths,

Do not pass - do not pass.

And to the hut of Babka-Yozhka

Brought his way.

Scene 3

Baba Yaga:

No luck, no luck.

Every God's New Year

I write letters, I write

Santa Claus asks everything

To send me a gift

I live in his country.

Although I am a harmful element,

So it's a festive moment.

Baba Yaga sings:

If you knew what a pity

That the soul hurts and hurts.

If someone saw my sadness, sadness

He would have understood what she was saying.

Every New Year I am alone

Celebrate it somehow

Every year I write a letter to Santa Claus,

But the fool does not come here either.

I stand alone again

Near your hut.

And all around is silence

Bored old lady.

Ivan picks up Yaga and dances with her.

Ivan:

Wow, what a frosty evening!

Hello grandma!

Baba Yaga:

That's the meeting.

Visit us or just like that?

The name of?

Ivan:

Ivan is a fool.

Baba Yaga:

The law is not written for fools.

They walk and roam the forests

You do not sit at home.

Ivan:

Oh, granny, I would sit

Yes, I looked out the window.

Mother sent me

So that I find the New Year -

He will bring us happiness.

Can you show me the way?

Baba Yaga:

You're tired, by God.

Rest, my falcon,

Take a nap for an hour or two.

I will write a letter

And I'll put it in an envelope.

You go there anyway

You will take the letter.

Ivan sit down. Resting.

Baba Yaga: (reads) (sings)

Dear santa claus!

Yaga is writing to you from the forest.

I dream of becoming a princess

Lose half the weight

And live in honor.

I want to bathe in luxury

Like rolling cheese in butter

Century in the hut do not clean up

And be friends with computers.

I want a tablecloth

I want a huge bank account

I want a private field

I want everything! Want! Want!

Ride in a mortar for a whole year,

Never wash up

Don't smile at anyone...

Well, when I shut up!

Ivan:

No grandma, that's too much

I won't take your letter.

Baba Yaga:

Oh, you are! Now I'm stomping

Jump, blow, spit, slam!

Bone with your foot

I will bury you in a snowdrift.

(music)

Baba Yaga starts throwing snowballs at Ivan.

Both run away in the game.

Storyteller:

Forest paths run into the distance,

Melt in a blue haze.

This fairy tale hurries us

And he is calling us.

Whether we believe or not,

There is a wonderful tower in the forest,

Here the patterns are ice

And painted windows.

And the hostess is here

Our Zimushka-Winter.

Vanya walked through the forest

And he came across the tower.

Song of Winter. (turn on soundtrack)

Winter outside again

Snow swirls around the threshold

Covering all houses

Covering all roads.

Covering all houses

Covering all roads.

Winter:

All right in the snow kingdom

Ice floes, Christmas tree. Everything is attire.

I am the mistress of that country

Where there is neither summer nor spring.

Where the blizzard sweeps all year round.

Where there is only snow and ice everywhere.

Vania:

How long or shortly did I walk

Finally found you.

Hello Zimushka.

May be

Will you help Mother and me?

Winter:

In my kingdom, snow and cold.

Rarely does anyone come here.

What brought you, friend?

Is the village not covered in snow?

Or are the frosts not strong?

Is it not snowballs?

Ivan:

No, the weather is fine.

New Year is playing hide-and-seek.

I can't find it.

I went all the way.

Show him the way

I'm tired, by God.

Winter:

Bring me a big cauldron.

Put it here on the table.

A little snow, tinsel

Here we must add

Let's put frost, ice on top ...

We will find out where the New Year is.

In the cauldron we need to mix everything,

Magic words to say:

"Tell me snow

Tell me ice

Where can we find the New Year?

Music sounds. Winter is bewitching.

Winter:

Beyond the forests, beyond the fields

Beyond the high mountains

Malachite Palace.

It has a fabulous chest.

Everything shines and burns

Glittering with gems.

Without him, the New Year is upon us

Will not come to the planet.

Ivan:

How long do I have to go there?

Winter:

A couple of months away.

Ivan:

Turn around quickly
And to return to my mother.

Winter:

As you wish-

Per day

In an instant, the Deer will take you.

Winter is clapping.

Deer appears.

Music. Ivan sits on the Deer, "leave."

Deer:

Well, goodbye, Ivan the Fool,

Don't get angry if it's not.

It's time for me to hit the road again.

I return to Zima.

Ivan:

Nobody!

There is no palace

Not a vaunted casket.

No deer, no winter,

No fun jokes.

Music. The Mistress of the Copper Mountain appears:(hang a bell and find a crystal ringing). Ivanushka touches the bell.

What holiday? What kind of children?

Who disturbed my peace?

Ivan:

How many years have I lived in the world

Never seen such beauty.

I am Ivan the Fool.

I don't just come to you.

I was told that in the casket,

At the Malachite Palace

You are hiding a secret.

Is it true or not?

Mistress:

I am the mistress of the Copper Mountain,

I have lived here for many years.

In this magical mountain

I keep my secret.

I keep my wealth.

They don't have numbers.

Sapphires and diamonds

I have collected everything here.

To the secret to get

It takes a lot of effort.

Ivan performs three tasks. The guys help him.

Mistress:

I'll tell you, Vanya, so-

You are no fool.

You, Vanyusha, well done.

Get a chest soon.

(Ivan takes out the lights from the casket, they light up in his hands. He sees a Christmas tree in the forest, throws lit lights on the Christmas tree, the Christmas tree lights up at that moment, Ivan stands admiring this spectacle, sits on a log)

Magpie: jumping around the Christmas tree shouting:

The new year has come, the new year has come!

Ivan : What a new year it is! Oh, what a beauty! (falls asleep to lullaby music).

Magpie arrives.) ,

Magpie .

Ivanushka, wake up, or you'll freeze. Here Santa Claus is very close. (Flies away.)

(Ivanushka opens her eyes and sees Santa Claus. He walks through the hall with a song, approaches Ivanushka.)

Father Frost .

Uh, you're completely cold, Ivanushka. Come on, sleep and you'll warm up right away.

(Ivanushka dances a Russian dance to the phonogram "The Moon Shines".)

Father Frost.

I know everything, Vanya. Magpie brought me news on its tail. Let's hurry to your mother, there will be a holiday in your village.

(Music sounds. Mother looks out for Ivanushka from behind the Christmas tree. Mother hugs her son, looks in surprise at Santa Claus.

Ivan: Here mother I found the new year, but this is Santa Claus

D.M . I am Frost Red Nose,

I sing songs

Through fields and forests

I walk happily.

Here I got to you

And I will rejoice now.

Giving gifts:

So that there is prosperity in the house,

And there was order in the family.

D.M.: Happy New Year to you, friends!

Happy rich holiday!

I wish you happiness, joy

In the coming year!

(takes out a loaf of bread on a towel for his mother, hangs a bunch of dryers around Ivan's neck and a bag of sweets. Mother takes everything and leaves.

Mother: There will be a holiday with us. Thank you! bows to Frost and leaves.

Enter Gypsy
Gypsy (to Ivan and Santa Claus)
Dear, gild the pen, I'll tell a fortune!
Ivan:
Ah, it's you again! Here I am for you now! (Joking scares).
Why did you come again?
Gypsy :
Don't get excited, don't get excited, Ivan.
Have you met a beauty?
Ivan:
Met!
Gypsy:

Did you have a long road?
Ivan:
Was!
Gypsy:
Did you find the New Year and Santa Claus?
Ivan:
Found!
Gypsy:
Well, you see, everything that I predicted for you came true. And you are worried.
Ivan:
Well, cunning, she played me.

Father Frost:

Get a gift from me.
Gypsy:
Thanks Santa Claus! (runs away)

Father Frost: Hello guys!

Through snow-covered fields, through snowstorms and blizzards

I was in a hurry, guys, to your New Year's tree!

Through all the obstacles passed, the snow covered me

I knew that I would be welcome here, so I hurried here!

Of course you were waiting for me? And you probably know?

Well, then the question is: who am I?... right! Santa Claus is your New Year's guest!

Don't hide your nose from me, I'm kind today!

My beard is gray, and eyelashes in the snow

If I came here - let's have fun!

Come on, kids, build a circle, and sing a song to Santa Claus!

Children stand in a circle
Father Frost . Oh what a fun song! We're having fun.

But somehow I don’t see my granddaughter, the Snow Maiden! Have you met her?

Children: Not

Father Frost: So let's urgently call my granddaughter, otherwise what is the New Year without her. Let's shout loudly, shout together: Snow Maiden ay, ay, ay! Oh, did she get lost in the woods? Granddaughter, respond, granddaughter appear!!!

The Snow Maiden does not appear.

D. Moroz:

I'll fix it now. I'll wave my magic staff,

I will invite the Snow Maiden to visit.

1-2-3: Snow Maiden come.

Kikimora.

Here I am! Hello, Grandpa!

Grandfather Freezing (backs away) .

God! Holy! Holy! You are not my Snow Maiden!

Kikimora.

Yes, you, Grandfather, wipe your eyes! Why am I not a Snow Maiden?

Grandfather Freezing .

Well, I already said - Snow Maiden! Why don't I know my granddaughter?

Goblin.

You, Grandfather, do not argue with the Snow Maiden, otherwise, if she gets angry, she becomes so harmful.

Grandfather Freezing .

That you scare me, it even became hot. Guys, blow on me, otherwise I'll melt!

Children blow onSanta Claus . He turns to them first one side, then the other, andcommands : “Blow harder! Even stronger!

Grandfather Freezing .

Something doesn't help. I was so nervous that the heat from me was radiating.

Grandfather Freezing .

It got a little bit cooler. But it's still hot!(Wraps hands.)

Kikimora.

(holds out to Grandpa Frost ladle ) .

Here, Grandfather, drink some ice-cold water. Once you feel better.

GrandfatherFrost drinks from a ladle . Disturbing music sounds. GrandfatherFreezing runs around the tree several times. The light goes out. Little Grandfather AppearsFreezing .

Little Grandfather Freezing .

Oh what's wrong with me? Why did I become small?

Kikimora.

You didn’t recognize me as the Snow Maiden, so I gave you my potion to drink, enchanted, by the way.

Goblin .

I'm for you, grandfatherFreezing , spoke : do not mess with her, she can be harmful.

Little Grandfather Freezing .

But what to do now?

Ivan.

Let's call the real Snow Maiden to help.

Little Grandfather Freezing .

How will she find her way to us?

Ivan.

I have a cherished lantern, it will help us.

Ivan.

My flashlight

Small, radiant.

It burns like a firefly

On fluffy branches.

You flashlight turn around

Dense forest, make way!

And in a wonderful transformation

Show us the snowman!
The Snow Maiden enters the hall.(music)

Snow Maiden

I came to you

From a winter fairy tale.

I'm all snow, silver.

My friends -frost and frost .

I love everyone, I'm good to everyone.

I know a lot of songs

I love cheerful ringing laughter

And inNew Year's road

I invite everyone with me!

Grandpa, where are you?(Notices a small Santa Claus .) Oh what happened to you?

Little Grandfather Freezing

Snow Maiden, help me to disenchant.

Snow Maiden.

Who is you so?

Grandfather Freezing .

Baba Yaga.

Yes, yes, it's me!

Snow Maiden.

Please B.Ya.give GrandpaFrost of living water to drink . Without it, after all, the New Year will not come.

Kikimora.

What do I benefit fromNew Year ? Whether business Old year! I will be very glad to live in the Old Year once again. He was so wonderful.

Snow Maiden.

Perhaps you will still disenchant Grandfatherfrost ?

Little Grandfather Freezing .

Yes, break it down!

Kikimora.

And I don't think so!

Snow Maiden.

And let the guys sing a funny song for you.

B.Ya. dancing.

Kikimora.

Well, they made me laugh. I even got better.Okay, I'll shake

old time, sorcerer!(Music plays.)

Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather, two on the side, grandfather - no.

Ace of diamonds, pine forest. Our greetings to Santa Claus!

That old spit forgot!

(Conjures again. Music sounds,

(Holds out to Grandpa Frost ladle .) Na, grandfatherFreezing , drink living water. Leshy, pour it!

Goblin takes out a flask, pours from it into a ladle"living water" . GrandfatherFreezing drinks it and starts running around the Christmas tree.(music) The light goes out. The light is on, a big grandfather is standing in front of the treeFreezing and examines himself from all sides.

Grandfather Freezing .

Oh no, I've grown up again. And you ugly onesI will freeze .

GrandfatherFreezing touches his staff to Kikimore and Leshem. They freeze in place.

Snow Maiden. Unfreeze them , grandfather. There is no need for someone to feel bad at the holiday.

Grandfather Freezing . So be it.

Snow Maiden

Kind GrandfatherFreezing ,

I can't see tears.

Maybe we can forgive them?

Goblin(prompts)

And we'll give you candy.

Grandfather Freezing

You must atone for guilt

Try to do good :

Here is a thick log

It has been under the tree for a long time.

You must cut it

And to surprise all the guys with that.

Kikimora.

Goblin, roll up your sleeves! Hold the saw!

Kikimora and Leshy"saw" log.(music)

Goblin

We sawed the log

And it is, it is full of gifts.

Grandfather Freezing

Those are gifts for the guys,

B.Ya.

Do we have gifts?

Grandfather Freezing .

Of course have! You,kikimora, a warm scarf, and you, Goblin, warm boots.

Kikimora.

Goblin, let's go home. I'm proud of my scarf.

Goblin.

And my feet in felt boots will not freeze in winter.

kikimora, Goblin.

Thank you, grandfatherFreezing ! Goodbye!(They leave.)

D. Moroz:

Legs are shaking, they are not standing still, so let's friends, let's dance together.

Round dance.

Handing out gifts

Snow Maiden:
We gave you gifts
You sang and danced for us
And now to us, children,
It's time to hit the road.
In villages, cities and huts
Other guys are waiting for us.
We will go to congratulate them,
Happiness, joy to wish

Father Frost:

I see that I have pleased everyone.

Forgotten no one.

You guys I wish

Don't be lazy, don't get sick

Read a hundred thousand books

Dads and moms do not upset!

I visited you today

And now it's time for me to go!

Looking forward to New Year's Eve

Grandpa's kids are everywhere!

Happy to wish you happiness!

I'll be back in a year!

Snow Maiden:

Let with the blows of chimes

Troubles all go away

May everyone be happy

On this fabulous night!

(intro music)

Good evening good people!
Let it be a good holiday!
Came back to us today
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
We have been looking forward to this New Year's holiday.

Our holiday will be wonderful
We will sing and dance.
This evening will be fun.
We won't be bored here.
The curtain opens!
New Year's fairy tale begins!

(sounds music "Time forward")

Announcer's voice:
Attention attention! Says and shows Upper Sancheleevo! Says and shows Upper Sancheleevo! Our microphones and TV cameras are installed at the school osmodrome! Today, December 29, at exactly 18:00, a spaceship with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden starts into the endless New Year's expanses. Friends, relatives, relatives and numerous journalists came to see off the brave cosmonauts.
1 channel;
TV channel NTV;
Radio station "Europe +"
TV channel...

(rocket hum)

Announcer's voice:
Attention! Prelaunch preparation completed. There are 10 seconds left before the start. Remove cable mast. Start key. Ignition. Pull one, pull two. Intermediate. Main. I'm giving a countdown. 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. Start. Go.
(explosion and rocket flight)

(fairytale music)

Somewhere in a fairy tale
At the fork of three roads
Not rich and not poor
There was a tower-teremok.

In it, as before, it works
Marya is an expert.
What is a song without an accordion
Or lunch without sour cabbage soup?
What is Marya without Ivan?
He, as expected, lived with her.

Jokingly, he was popularly called
Ivan, in general, a fool,
He was not very old yet.
Retired rich.

The hut of Mary the mistress and Ivan the fool. Ivan enters in one felt boots. He holds a sock in his left hand, and a mug in his right.

Ivan: Marus, and Marus.
(Marya is not there yet. A knock is heard from the window, the crackle of electric welding, smoke and flashes are visible. Marya's voice is heard.)
Maria: Well, what do you want?
Ivan: What, what!? Where are my dress shoes?
Maria: (Looks out the window in a welding mask.) Why do you need them in the morning? Before the wind and in felt boots you run away.
Ivan: Well, here you are again oppressing my manhood, trampling my reputation into the dirt, because it’s already impossible to walk down the street, a boy with a finger and he teases, doesn’t let you pass, but all because of my soft disposition towards you. After all, a demon poked me in the rib a thousand years ago to marry you so smart!
Maria: (Exits.) Who else is married to? Woe is my onion! Why are you different, why are you crying? (Humbly.)
Ivan: I want to eat, Marusenka.
Maria: Well, just say so, otherwise you took it to the whole hut - it’s already slippery to walk.

Clock chime. We are all brothers to each other

On the planet holiday - New Year!

(Final song.)
Snowflake

L. Derbenev

And the old one goes away
Hide the fragile snowflake in the palm of your hand,
Make a wish.
Look with hope into the night blue
Squeeze your hand tightly.
And all that you dreamed about, ask
Think and wish.

Chorus:
And New Year
What's about to come
Fulfill your dream instantly
If the snowflake doesn't melt,
Will not melt in your palm
While the clock strikes twelve
Until the clock strikes twelve!

When a young year enters the house,
And the old one goes away
Any dream is given to come true -
This is such a night.
Everything will calm down and freeze around
In anticipation of new days
And the snowflake will suddenly turn around
Firebird in your hand.